1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "can you ever SINCERELY KNOW without falling into "self-deception"?
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?: my wall
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?: I haven't looked at a tv in days
4. Without looking at the clock, what time do you think it is?: almost six?.
5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 5:43 a.m.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: my parent's tv in their room, and either one of their vocies occasionally being audiable - (my friends think they can't hear us in my room but if I can hear them when I'm quiet surely they can hear us when they're quiet, right?)
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?: sabrina came over so I sat down on the porch with her until she would leave
8. Before you came to this website, what did you look at?: I was on Kazaa trying to illegally download a pirated copy of Adobe Indesign - I want to check it out and see if it's any good before I "buy it".... ha!
9. What are you wearing?: i'm naked except for my blue socks
10. Did you dream last night?: yes.. in one of the scenes I gained consciousness and had a "lucid dream" so I'm running around looking for something to do before it wears off, then I started flying but the fabric of the space time continue-um collasped and then i woke up in my bed
11. When did you last laugh?: In my dream last night - some guy tried to steal something out of my car but his girlfriend gave me a hug - then she said when you hug a girl you can't press up against BOTH of her breasts only ONE of them... in response to this i laughed at her [edit - the next night after this was written, mike britt found himself in an awkward situation in which he gave a half-assed hug, also known as a "one armed hug" - only this time he did not laugh at her... should he?]
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?: bacteria
13. Seen anything weird lately?: no
14: What is the word most often used in your vocabulary?: excellent - awesome - exactly - i'm not sure - totally - fuck that - ummm - so yeah - get out of here - king crimson - mushrooms
15. What is the last film you saw?: MUSA
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: candy
17. Tell me some things about you that I don't know: i'm scared of aliens
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: I would make gravity optional
19. Do you like to dance?: by myself in my room at three in the morning
20. George Bush: i don't know, only one out of thirty people actually admit to voting for him!
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: psycharia blue
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: michael britt jr II
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?: yes what the hell kinda question is that.
i'm sitting at the computer
and any minute
one of my parents will come home from work
to see their 22 year old son sitting around
when he obviously has potential to do anything he wants
but there's nothing he wants but to love
FUCKING HIPPIE GO GET A JOB
no there cant ever be one band for asll your needs each paoster on your wall is kinda like a representation of how it makes YOU feel... kinbda like being in a band is like hi here five peoploe who care so much about this one feeling inside of you that were going to dedicate our lives to making that happen inside of all of us at every time. that is our mission... one band over here is for sadness ... this one is for angry childish destruction for no reason jhust cause it's fun to FUCK shit up hell yeah vandalising
and
music that makes ytou wanna break shit
and i dont mean limp bizkkit
fuck you
then you
got this music over here that your parents put on when they want yuou to calm down .... the sirens around the street
the music that makes you calm down
the music of us speaking and the door slamming behind you
i love you
Tickle.com: Tickle's Original Inkblot Test
mike, your subconscious mind is driven most by Peace
People who have unconscious minds driven by peace tend to be independent thinkers who often prefer to live by their own high personal standards and moral code.
I started recording this one armed bassist named jeff - he's good but there's a long road ahead of us because he hasn't prewritten anything. He wants me (the producer) to help him put everything together and record it. Whatever - he's paying me $10 an hour and he already owes me $40.
Lou's band will have it's first practice this thursday at my house. I'm playing drums.
Bipolarbear season II will start within two weeks, as will the soon to be renamed Tripolarbear... (me, luke, john, with a drum machine)
Elysian Fury vol 9 is just about done... and this will really be the last album (i've said this before like two times) ... but i have a whole career's worth of work on my computer so i'm gonna put it to rest and start getting this stuff played live somehow... possibly even re-recorded and put OUT.
Quitting the Kat project with stefan and ammar.... I just don't think she's as good as lauran... or even sabrina for that matter.... how much is 5% of ZERO?!?!?
speaking of lauran, the other day i was driving home with her and there was a cop behind us (i knew and she didn't) and she threw a cigarette out the window! I get pulled over and it was a big mess but he let us get away... thanks alot!
in other news, I broke up with my internet friends and in typical mike britt fashion i called back two days later because i wasn't sure if i did the right thing or the wrong thing. As i suspected, it was neither.