June 14, 2004

Is Ted Hot or Not?

only you can decide: http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OLGQEUB&key=BBD

Posted by Mike at 03:16 PM | Comments (20)

Soulseek

my soulseek username is michaelbritt

I just shared the GIZMOTRON-MAY compilation cd to my shared folder. There are recordings by Brad, Labors of Man, Coma, Condemmed By Hatred, Downcaste, and Gizmotron.

Enjoy

Posted by Mike at 02:59 PM | Comments (21)

June 11, 2004

The Older One Wins

Ok before we go we must clean ourselves up - we must waer the proper attire so I will take us all out to buy new clothes

we go to the mall and the leader pays for our new clothing

several minutes and miles later I realize the employee gave me something other than what I had asked for - so I go back to make and exchange.

There are three rings that I need.
They are clearly displayed.
I walk up and purchase them.
I turn around to take them and they are gone.
The worker who helped me asks her co-workers.
The other employee explains that an elderly woman took them
she really thought they were hers!!!

I race out of the store and into the mall - looking around for this woman. I find an old woman with her husband. I explain everything to them. She smiles and puts her hand on my shoulder. We're crying. It's beautiful. She reminds me of... someone who I had once loved but is now gone, and to her I remind of the life she once had but is gone. Her old withered hand gives back the rings, along with a dollar bill.

I cannot accept the dollarbill
She says take the dollarbill
I insist I cannot take the dollarbill
She insists I take the dollarbill

I take the three rings to find that they are not the same ones I saw in the store... she was trying to trick me! What a fucking bitch!!! Infuriated, I throw the rings plus a dollar in change at her and all over the mall's floor. Dozens of people see this. The old woman is shocked, and I run away trying to scream but my vocal cords make no sound other than a whisper.

don't fuck with me.

Posted by Mike at 02:17 AM | Comments (27)

Just Take the Speedline

An unavailible older woman drunk on wine - it's her favorite kind

she's helping a less fortunate student while i am carrying around a poster of my dreams and desires. not a big deal i take it everywhere!

ammar and a few other must go fight the evilsbut go i do not b/c i explain to deluzio the situation and upset she is to see me go but I say I will be back and we arrange to meet after she is done helping the boy. we exchange phone numbers but since she is drunk I must give her a ride back to her car afterwords.... when this takes place I live in philly so jokingly I tell her she can take the speedline

I put on my shoes

Posted by Mike at 01:55 AM | Comments (23)